Lets get naked

Perv-o-vision is coming to a street corner near you. Not just the corners either, but the whole street. This technical innovation will soon mean that CCTV operators will not even have to use their imaginations to find out what innocent passers-by look like naked for their masturbation their fantasies, you didn't think that they where trying to catch criminals did you? With shouty CCTV the passers-by will be able to get the sound effects as well. Not that the constant surveillance has any effect on real criminals at all. With no policemen out there to actually catch them they have really do have no need to fear, unlike everybody else.